Dear "Nick@Nite",
STOP PLAYING THE NANNY OUT OF ORDER! I can’t go from Fran’s first Christmas with the Sheffields to an episode post-kitchen redecoration! Get it together!
Sincerely,
Kait
Agreed. Signs to alert you as to which season of The Nanny you’re watching:
- Pre- and Post-kitchen redecoration
- Is C.C. pregnant and trying to hide it?
- Is it “Max” or “Mr. Sheffield?”
- How tall is Gracie?
My tumblr mosaic. It’s awesome, right? It’s awesome. Click through.
Voulez-vous un Christmas card?
Email me your address, then. I promise it’ll be weird.
jana6240@gmail.com
the best day of the week
I seriously just said “Haha Monocle Monday. Wait, it’s still Monday??”
I LOVED this game. It took like half an hour to set up, and then all the booby traps were done in like six minutes, but still. Awesome game.
(via waychillraychill)
OMG I MADE MY BARBIE SO MANY WEIRD PAPERY CLOTHES!
Geek cake.
A few highlights:
- If a boy tells you to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the love of your life. You should stay with him since he will keep you safe forever.
- When a boy leaves you, going into shock, losing all your friends and enduring night terrors are completely acceptable occurrences — as long as you keep your grades up.
- Boys who leave you always come back.
- If the boy you are in love with causes you (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten you end up in the hospital, you should tell the doctors and your family that you “fell down the steps” because you are such a silly, clumsy girl. That false explanation always works well for abused women.
- Men can be changed for the better if you sacrifice everything you are and devote yourself to their need for change.
What an empowering example for our impressionable young women. Great job, Stephenie Meyer.
As if we needed more reasons to mock.
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Practical Magic
oh look, sarah. it’s that movie you’ve never seen! haha
Lovelovelove. Except for the creepy part at the end, but whatever. Midnight margaritas makes up for it.
I am a junior in college.
I love movies that other people hate, and can probably take you in some sort of trivia contest.
I use sarcasm as a weapon.
I am a total book-nerd.
I will drink all the Diet Coke you give me, which I hope is a lot.
In theory, I should only wear ballet flats because I'm so tall. I don't.
I'm insanely organized, but there could be a squirrel hiding in my purse for a week and I wouldn't know.
That's not true. The wild animals and I are not so much the best of friends.
I am thrilled by perfect manicures and proper grammar.
I might be too preppy for my own good.
Clearly, I've got standards.
For a difficult time, email jana6240 at gmail dot com
