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…Traffic will lessen because more people will be safe on their sofas, laughing at an infomercial, or lying on the lawn being like fuck yeah, America, and drinking their hundredth arnold palmer of the day.
This sentence right here sums up my idea of utopia.
I'm Jana.
I am a junior in college.
I love movies that other people hate, and can probably take you in some sort of trivia contest.
I use sarcasm as a weapon.
I am a total book-nerd.
I will drink all the Diet Coke you give me, which I hope is a lot.
In theory, I should only wear ballet flats because I'm so tall. I don't.
I'm insanely organized, but there could be a squirrel hiding in my purse for a week and I wouldn't know.
That's not true. The wild animals and I are not so much the best of friends.
I am thrilled by perfect manicures and proper grammar.
I might be too preppy for my own good.
Clearly, I've got standards.
For a difficult time, email jana6240 at gmail dot com
I am a junior in college.
I love movies that other people hate, and can probably take you in some sort of trivia contest.
I use sarcasm as a weapon.
I am a total book-nerd.
I will drink all the Diet Coke you give me, which I hope is a lot.
In theory, I should only wear ballet flats because I'm so tall. I don't.
I'm insanely organized, but there could be a squirrel hiding in my purse for a week and I wouldn't know.
That's not true. The wild animals and I are not so much the best of friends.
I am thrilled by perfect manicures and proper grammar.
I might be too preppy for my own good.
Clearly, I've got standards.
For a difficult time, email jana6240 at gmail dot com
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